'NetlineNews
June 2002 

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Congratulations to all the Graduates & Happy Father's Day to all the Dad's!  

Take time this month to sit back in a lawn chair and enjoy the beautiful scenery!  We sometimes tend to take nature's beauty for granted.  

This month's issue of 'Netline News is full of tips and information for the whole family.  There is a link on how to keep your lawn looking it's best, how to have the best BBQ, plus golf tips to acquire a perfect swing, and many more exciting sites.  Please also take time and read the section "LIFE"!

Sit back
, put your feet up and relax!  Enjoy the sites!  

Scroll down and discover the World Web!

Have a site you think should be highlighted: Drop me an email and I will take a look at it!  netnews@meltel.net

In This Month's Issue

<> Your Local Help Desk
<> Tech Tips & Tricks
<> Places to visit
<> Humor is Good Medicine
<> Unsubscribe information

NetlineNews Archives

<> Recycling Time
<> Internet Classes
<> This Month's Chronicles
<> Life
<> Useless Facts
 Your Local Help Desk

Online Webmail
Have you ever had this problem? Your email seems to be stuck, or you receive only “some” of the messages but not all? Have you ever received the same message over and over again in your email program?  The next time you have these types of problems try using our convenient “Webmail” program.  This program is free and easy to use.  All you need to do is open up Internet Explorer, type in the URL address of: http://mail.meltel.net. Just be sure when typing in the address you do not put a "www" in the address. You will not be able to get to this site if you do.

Because this is a secure site for checking your personal mail, you will be required to login.  Enter (in the appropriate spaces) your username and password. Once you are logged into the mail system, and you can check your email online. From here you can read mail, delete mail, send mail and change your account preferences

If your email seems to get held up while downloading a message, there is probably a message in your mailbox that is very large. You should find this message, read it, save it on your computer if you wish, and then delete it so it does not continue to give you problems. This is also a good rule to follow if your email seems stuck. There is probably an email that is corrupt.

Webmail also works for you if you are away from your own computer. It allows you to check your mail from any location where there is Internet access. This comes in handy when on vacation, or just out of town on business.

Help desk hours are:
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Saturday 10am - 2pm
256-8324     764-8324       597-8324
or e-mail: support@meltel.net 

 Tech Tips & Tricks
Did you know you in Microsoft Word you can print a multi-page document on both sides of the page, even if your printer does not have a duplex printing feature? Here's how!

When you are ready to print, choose File- Print.  At the bottom of the print dialog, set Print: to Odd pages, then choose OK.

After all the odd pages are printed, check your printer manual to see which side goes up.  Remove the stack and place it into the paper tray with the blank side facing the correct direction.  If the document ends on an odd page, remove that page.  Otherwise, everything will be off by one page (e.g., page 2 will print on the back of page 3).

Return to the Print dialog. Choose Options, enable Reverse print order, choose OK.  Set Print: to Even pages, then choose OK.

TIP: Start the second run, with a single page to be sure that you have oriented the paper correctly in the printer and that the even-numbered pages are not printed upside down.  

Arm yourself with the information needed to defend yourself from computer viruses.
http://cnet.com/software/0-5067630-8-6319437-1.html
http://www.mcafeeb2b.com/avert/virus-alerts/default.asp
http://www.datafellows.com/virus-info/hoax/

 Places to Visit
Do you love to BBQ?  This barbecue bible includes grill-specific tips for any type of meat. A beginners section preps the amateurs.
www.barbecuen.com

Great site for children to share with their fathers on Father's Day! 
www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/dad/index.html

This site is great for "lawn lovers"!  If you want to have the greenest, thickest, and healthiest lawn you are at the right place with just a mouse click away!
www.costlessirrigation.com/lawn_tips.htm

Want to know how to use your digital camera?  You can master digital photography by checking out these sites!
www.photo.net/
www.shortcourses.com
www.clubphoto.

Time magazine keeps kids up-to-date on current events. "Explore" exciting places with TFK's reporters.
www.pathfinder.com/tfk/index.html

 Test your brain with these quizzes and puzzles.
www.boocoo.com/

 Tips for "You and Your Family" from pediatricians around the country.
www.aap.org/

June 14th, 2002 marks the 225th birthday of the United States Flag.  Learn how the flag was established and how it changed throughout the years. 
www.flagday.org/

A potpourri of all things for golf: truly fun articles, a slew of classifieds, and some insightful book reviews.
www.19thhole.com

Do you hate getting junk e-mail?  Check out this site, it will help you put a stop to junk mail!
http://www.junkbusters.com

 Humor Is Good Medicine

Dear Bro,

Please read this real slow cause you know I can't write very fast.

We don't live where we did when you last visited. We read in the paper that accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the numbers off the house with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

It only rained twice this week. Three days the first time and four days the second time.

You know the coat you wanted me to send you, Well Aunt Sue said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons on it, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

My wife had a baby this morning. I ain't heard whether it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you are an uncle or aunt.

Three of our old friends went off the bridge in a pick up. One was driving, the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled the window
down and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

Sorry there's not much news this time 'cause nothing much has happened.

Bro.
http://www.mnsi.net/~brucpatt/

Recycling Time!

It's time to 
recycle your directory! 

Please drop off your directories 
at the following locations.  
Please only use containers 
for directories!

Town Recycling Location
Eden Valley..... Melrose Telephone Building
Greenwald........ West of Greenwald Pub
Melrose............ Melrose Telephone Building- by 4 way stop
Richmond......... City Hall
Grey Eagle....... The Junction- west parking lot
St. Martin......... City Hall-between Fire Hall & City Hall
Kimball............. City Hall-south side by book drop
Watkins........... Melrose Telephone Building-West Side
Sauk Centre..... Bring into Mainstreet Communications office
Thanks for helping the environment!

Melrose Telephone Company
256-7471   548-3200
   597-3333   764-7600   
Community Webpages
Free Internet Classes

Beginner Internet 
Melrose High School Library

June 25........7:00pm to 9:30pm
July 30..........7:00pm to 9:30pm

Beginner Internet
Eden Valley High School
NO SUMMER CLASSES

Beginner Internet
Kimball Elementary School
Media Center
June 24........7:00pm to 9:30pm
July 29.........7:00pm to 9:30pm

Call to register and for more info:
Melrose Telephone Company

256-7471        548-3200
597-3333        764-7600
This Month's Chronicles

Flower: Rose
Birthstone:
Pearl

June............... National Safety
Dairy Month
June 5............ Fly a Kite Day
June 7............ Graduation Day
June 14.......... National Flag Day
June 15.......... World Juggling Day
June 16.......... Father's Day
June 21.......... Summer Begins
June 24.......... Wimbledon 2002

This Day in History
http://www.scopesys.com/anyday

Horoscope
http://www.easyscopes.com/

Gemini...........5-21 to 6-20
Cancer...........6-21 to 7-22

LIFE

--We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.  Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.  After that, we are frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with.  We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.  We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire.
--The truth is, there is no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?  Your life will always be filled with challenges.
--It's Best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, and remember that time waits for no one.  --So, stop waiting..-- until your car is paid off -- until you get a new car or home -- until your kids leave the house -- until you go back to school -- until you finish school -- until you lose 10 lbs -- until you gain 10lbs -- until you get married -- until you have kids -- until you retire -- until you die.
THERE IS NO BETTER TIME THAN RIGHT NOW TO BE HAPPY!

Author-Crystal Boyd

Useless Facts

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Butterflies taste with their feet

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

The animal crackers cookie box were introduced in 1902 as a Christmas novelty that's why it has a string attached to it, so that it could be hung from the Christmas tree.

During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

If you were to spell out numbers, you would have to keep spelling until One Thousand before you would find the letter "A"

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.


Betsy Ross is the only real person
to ever have been the head on a PEZ dispenser.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

www.angelfire.com/hi/InMyZone/

Email me with your useless facts!! netnews@meltel.net

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