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'NetlineNews
July
2002
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Welcome
all of our new Internet subscribers. This
newsletter is sent out the first of each month.
Scroll down for some tips and tricks along with
links to some useful, informative, and entertaining
websites. We hope you enjoy this newsletter.
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Summer
is back! Hopefully everyone is getting a
chance to enjoy the beautiful weather and
to take time for themselves. On July
4th please take a moment in prayer and
pray for the victims and the victims
families of 9/11. God shall be with them
all.
July's issue of 'Netline
News introduces sites on
great summer recipes, information on our
country, a wonderful site for driving
directions to anywhere you need to travel,
plus many other interesting and intriguing
sites. If you have a site you want to
share with others, drop me an email and I will
take a look at it! netnews@meltel.net
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| In
This Month's Issue |
<> Your Local Help Desk
<> Tech Tips & Tricks
<> Places to visit
<> Humor is Good Medicine
NetlineNews
Archives |
<> Feature of the Month
<> Internet Classes
<> This Month's Chronicles
<> Quotes
<> Points to Ponder |
| Your
Local Help Desk |
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What
is the connection speed?
The
most common connection speed is 56K, all of our modems
support this connection speed. It is important,
as a customer, to understand what 56K means.
If a 56K connection is working perfectly, you could
expect download speeds of 53K & upload speeds of
33.6K. Unfortunately, due to a variety of things, it
is unusual to connect at the optimum speeds.
Here are just some of the problems we see:
1. The phone line is the most common
reason for slower connection speeds. Unfortunately
there is little that you can do to change this.
2. Phone line extensions. There are some
devices which allow you to connect your phone line
through your electrical outlets. These will cause
degradation in the speed that you can connect or may
prevent the modems from working at all.
3. Defective modems. If your modem has
been working well & suddenly disconnects or
connects at a slower speed, it is likely failing or
damaged (especially after a thunderstorm). It would be
a good idea to find or buy a replacement modem.
4.
Incompatible modems. If your modem has never
worked well with our system, you may have an
incompatible modem. Our system is compatible with most
modems, but there are a few modems that do not work
well with our system. If yours is incompatible, you
may need to replace or upgrade the modem to resolve
the problem. If you are unsure if your modem is
compatible feel free to call us!
Help Desk hours are:
Monday - Friday: 8am to 9pm
Saturday: 10am to 2pm
256-8324
764-8324 597-8324
e-mail: support@meltel.net
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| Tech
Tips & Tricks |
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Storms, Lightning, and No Dial Tone
Lightning storms can be hazardous in many ways to your computer, particularly your modem. The smallest amount of electrical surge can damage a modem. When this occurs, the usual result will be “No dial tone” errors when you try to connect to the Internet. If the dial tone on your phone jack is fine, then your modem has been hit. If you have your phone line running through a surge protector it may also mean that your surge protector has gone faulty.
To investigate the problem, plug a phone into the phone jack that you have been using for your computer. If there is a dial tone, then the problem is in the modem. Many people make the mistake of thinking they have a surge protector when actually they have a glorified power strip “pretending” to be a surge protector. Surge protectors do wear out. Once they have been hit with a power surge the fuse is usually broken and it is no longer of any use or protection for you.
The best protection during a storm or if you plan to be away from home for any length of time is to completely unplug the phone lines from either the jack or from the modem in your computer. This will safe guard you from the potential of “frying” your modem.
Arm yourself with the information needed to defend
yourself from computer viruses.
http://cnet.com/software/0-5067630-8-6319437-1.html
http://www.mcafeeb2b.com/avert/virus-alerts/default.asp
http://www.datafellows.com/virus-info/hoax/
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| Places
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July is the month we celebrate the birthday of our
nation! This link has all the information you want
to know about America. It offers the full text of
relevant historic U.S. and other documents. Check it
out!
http://wilstar.com/holidays/july4.htm
It's summer, and there is nothing better then a cold
snack to cool you down. This site offers a variety
of Summer recipes and summer activities to cool down the
whole family.
http://www.canadianparents.com/articles/feature57f.htm
Consider us a
Link4U to entertainment on the World Wide Web. Let
us make your Web experience fun and unforgettable. Link4U
provides you with a new fresh approach to the
Internet.
www.link4u.com
Find directions for and explore towns and cities
worldwide. Display addresses on a map, view nearby
businesses, get driving directions and maps, and plan a
trip with city information. Also includes aerial
photographs of selected areas.
www.mapquest.com
If you are big into taking the family camping, check
this site out. It is a guide to family camping, travel
and outdoor living.
http://home.gwi.net/~spectrum/camping.html
This is a great site for those hot and humid July
days. You can pick and choose what types of games
you want to play. http://www.coffeebreakarcade.com/index.html
There are many incredible people in the world, this
website is very uplifting and rewarding. Try to
take a few minutes and see what some people can
accomplish with determination, courage, and hope.
http://www.incrediblepeople.com
This site has many different sites sorted by category.
Great site to go if you are just browsing the Internet.
http://www.meltel.com/links.html
Searching for a summer job? Don't know where to
look? Check out these sites for jobs around the
area!
http://www.stcloudhelpwanted.com
http://www.careertimes.com
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| Humor
Is Good Medicine |
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help
you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get
one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have
any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about
140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't
understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a
Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't
understand. I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got a
grudge. That's where I park my John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do
you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a
suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well,
sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get
up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay,
let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A
DIVORCE?!"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can
never have a meaningful conversation with
her."
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Feature
of the Month
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Did you know our High Speed
Internet Prices have dropped?
| Residential |
With
Contract |
No
Contract |
| 128K/64K* |
$39.95 |
$43.95 |
| 256K/128K* |
$49.95 |
$54.95 |
| 512K/128K* |
$84.95 |
$93.95 |
| Installation
Fee |
Waived |
$110.00 |
| Business |
With
Contract |
No
Contract |
| 256K/128K* |
$99.95 |
$109.95 |
| 512K/256K* |
$174.95 |
$192.95 |
| 768K/384K* |
$249.95 |
$274.95 |
| Installation
Fee |
Waived |
$149.00 |
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Each package
includes:
- 3 MB disk storage
-2 e-mail addresses
-15 hour dial-up account
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*First #
represents downstream
*Second # represents upstream |
Experience the
Internet the way it should be, with diversiCOM Melrose
Telephone Company!
Call us today:
256-7471
548-3200
597-3333
764-7600
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Community Webpages
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Free Internet Classes
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Beginner Internet
Melrose High School Library
July 30..........7:00pm to 9:30pm
Beginner Internet
Eden Valley High School
NO SUMMER CLASSES
Beginner
Internet
Kimball Elementary School
Media Center
July 29.........7:00pm to 9:30pm
Call to register and for more info:
Melrose Telephone Company
256-7471
548-3200
597-3333
764-7600
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| This
Month's Chronicles |
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Flower: Larkspur
Birthstone: Ruby
| July.............. |
Ice Cream Month
Hot Dog Month
Blueberry Month
Baked Bean Month
Picnic Month |
| July
1........... |
Canada Day
Joke Day |
| July
4........... |
Independence Day |
| July
20......... |
Sinclair Lewis Days |
| July
20-21.... |
Freeport Festival |
| July
21......... |
Junk Food Day |
| July
24-28.... |
Stearns County Fair |
| July
29......... |
Lasagna Day |
| July
30......... |
Cheesecake Day |
This
Day in History
http://www.scopesys.com/anyday
Horoscope
http://www.easyscopes.com/
Cancer...........6-21 to 7-22
Leo................7-23 to 8-22
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| Quotes |
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"A
man's country is not a certain area of land,
of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a
principle and patriotism is loyalty to that
principle."
-George William Curtis
"Procrastination is
the art of keeping up with yesterday!"
-Donald Marquis
"Advice is seldom
welcome; and those who want it the most
always like it the least."
-Lord Chesterfield
"Confidence comes not from always
being right but from not fearing to be
wrong."
-Peter T. McIntyre
"Competitive advantage is based not
on doing what others already do well, but on
doing what others cannot do as well."
-John Kay
"The most important thing in
communication is to hear what isn't being
said."
-Peter Drucker
"The happiness of your life depends
on the quality of your thoughts."
-Marcus Aurelius
"I regret that I have but one life
to give for my country."
-Nathan Hale
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Points
to Ponder
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What's
the difference between "partly
cloudy" and "partly sunny" in
a weather report?
If
Superman is so smart, then why does he wear
his underpants on the outside of his
trousers?
Should
Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If
corn oil comes from corn, where does baby
oil come from?
What
happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?
What is
the speed of dark?
When
it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If they arrested
the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it
with battery?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
Email
me with points you have pondered!!
netnews@meltel.net
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